perpetuallychristmas:

Christmas Posts All Year! (New posts every 3 minutes!!)

curvycorinneranga:

spitefulreality:

hermes-whore:

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

riskpig:

luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

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Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

knittingfromthevoid:

caughtupinstitches:

knittingfromthevoid:

current blanket progress, 3 weeks after i started it! really not bad for 3 weeks is it ay

Wow this blanket is amazing! I love the texture. Is it basically 2 rows garter stitch followed by a couple of rows of seed stitch and then 2 rows garter again?

@caughtupinstitches aw thank you!! yeah it’s just 4 rows of garter then 8 of seed then 4 garter!

Quiet room.
Everyone else:
Me:
My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ
someone: how do you cope with your mental illness?
me:
me: well first i don't

salamandertoast:

yellowgrowngreen:

reincepriebus:

OH MY GOOOOOOD WHAT’S HAPPENING

Yoooooooooo

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vanillatwilightwallflower:

Does anyone else ever feel like they’ve lost literally all motivation and all you want to do is curl up in a ball in bed and eat junk and watch films and avoid all other responsibilities for like 37 years or so

bando–grand-scamyon:

maybe-itdoesntmatterr:

msleoduh:

fatcr0w:

quietly-islayem:

tontonmichel:

bellygangstaboo:

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what the hell is going on in this country?!

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

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if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

Reblog to save a life….

I didn’t kno tht was there

holy shit

madlori:

naomster:

terezi-pie-rope:

marching in the streets its shia labeouf standing by our side its shia labeouf punching all the naziiiis human rights activist shia labeouf

fighting for your life its shia lebeouf, defending your rights its shia labeouf

screaming at the alt-riiiiiiiiight, actual good guy shia labeouf

Me: I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! I'm not nice!
Also me: well I can't just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I'm not an animal. Those employees work hard.
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